“Lonely Hearts”
In this episode: Cordelia Chase (4), Allen Francis Doyle (3), Puppet Angel (2), Kate Lockley (1)
They're messages I get... you know, from the higher powers, whoever they may be. You know ... it's my gift!
If that was my gift, I'd return it. I mean, you get those headaches, and you do this 'bleh' thing with your face.
[grimacing] What thing with my face?
Plus, your visions are kind of lame. A bar? That's nice and vague. I mean, they should send you one of those self-destructing tapes, you know? That comes with a dossier?
I'm an actress, a student of the human animal. I don't need to talk to people to know their story. [scans and points] Jazz-hands over there? Mama's boy. Peter Pan complex. [points again] Self-absorbed closet-deb, with a big 'the world owes me' chip on her shoulder. [points at Sharon leading Kevin up the stairs] And check out 'Sarah, Plain and Tall.' Has, or comes from, big money.
How do you know all that?
Well, you've got to be rich to snag the Calvin Klein model she's leaving with.
Yeah, well, they're all riveting insights and such, but we need to find someone that's in trouble?
So what are you looking for?
Me? I guess it depends on how many daiquiris I've had. Wow, way to come off as a drunken slut.
[Doyle finds a bra in Cordelia's messy living room and holds it up.]
Oh, that is so high school. "Ooh-ooh! Cordelia wears bras! She has girl parts!"
I know you guys have been working hard. I mean, you've been cooped up inside a lot. And to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being... you know... young and all, that the three of us could, well... should... you know... maybe, go out... ... you know... ... ... for fun.
Or we can go home.
And you can sit in the dark alone.
God yes. Thank you.
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