[to Fred] I just wish I were more like you. You know, except for the part about being all into science... and not having a lot up front.
S5Harm's Way
Yeah, not mattering. I know that feeling well.
Oh, come on, Harm. You matter to someone.
I do?
Yeah. Girl tried to frame you, didn't she? Must've mattered to her. Everybody's talking about it.
You're right. That girl hated me. She wanted me dead. I matter.
You don't know the half of it. I've been doing a whole bunch of research on these guys. Their customs and stuff. Did you know that they think poodles are wicked bad luck?
Harmony, I'm glad you're here. We'll be needing lunch.
He's the Demon Rights Activist? He told me he was an Astronaut!
[As the demon leaders demand a sacrifice, Harmony burts in and stakes Tamika]
Oops. I didn't mean to do that yet.
VLVinji Leader
I'm good.
SLSahvrin Leader
Works for me.
[both leaders sit down satisfied while Angel is so furious he's speechless]
S5Soul Purpose
[to Lindsey] Ahh. Uh, yeah, thanks... but not really my type, Mary. So be a good lad and push off. What are you gawking at?
A guy like you, whiling away his time in some cheesy downtown strip dive. Look like somebody who's feeling kinda lost.
Is that right? Funny, thought I knew exactly where I was. Place called the Peppermint Stick. Prima ballerina up there's Sunshine. Though I'm fairly certain that's not her real name.
How's our blond crusader? He buying into it?
So far. I mean, he hasn't sewn a big red S on his chest yet, but he's getting there.
You can call me Doyle.
WIWoman in alley
Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!
Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
WIWoman in alley
What?
I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle.
WIWoman in alley
[annoyed] I was just trying to get home.
Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!
[Angel is dreaming that the team are celebrating for Spike.]
Well, this is... Thank you, everyone. I don't know what to say. I'm just a working-class bloke fulfilling his destiny. It was nothing, really.
Nothing? Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after-candy-mountain place where all our dreams come true.
[The world is shown as looking like a fairytale.]
Beautiful, isn't it?
The living end. And now it's time for your reward.
Yes, your reward!
But I didn't do this for a reward.
Well, that's why you're getting one.
[The Blue Fairy enters the room.]
After all, anyone who saves the universe from eternal bloodshed, horror, and misery deserves to get what they've always wanted.
Deserves to become a real boy.
FFairy
And so you shall. [waves her wand over Spike]
My heart. It's... it's beating again! Listen.
[puts her ear to his chest] You're human, Spike. You're alive!
Ooh, I wanna hear!
Let's hear it for Spike!
[The staff shout "Hip Hip Hooray" for Spike as Angel walks away sadly, pushing a mail cart.]
S5Damage
You play golf? Since--what?
All part of the mojo the big boys installed. Half the cases that cross our desk are settled out on the links before they ever make it to trial.
Nine holes instead of a jury of your peers. Just what the founding fathers had in mind.
DRDoctor Rabinaw
A lawyer? I already told the police everything I know.
Well, let's go over it again, just in case you left out any details.
What he said. But with a bit more of a threat at the end.
[Angel shows up just in time to see Spike being thrown from a window]
What happened?
Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected.
AAndrew
Mr. Giles and a few key Sunnydale alum have been tracking down the recently chosen, guiding them, training them, giving them the full X-Men, minus the crappy third act. But this Dana girl, she's an anomaly that no one could have foreseen. Tortured, traumatized, driven insane by Yoda knows who.
A psychotic vampire slayer.
How many times you gonna keep sayin' that?
Just tryin' to wrap my lobes around it. A psycho slayer.
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