Virginia Bryce quotes from Angel

Wesley

You gonna fight me?

Virginia

Let's go shopping.

Wesley

What? Now? It's the middle of the night! Wouldn't you rather wait till morning - when I can't reasonably leave the house. Yes, as your bodyguard I insist we go at once. [to Bryce] We're going shopping.

Bryce

She's impure? She-she's not a virgin? [Starts towards Wesley] You...

Gunn

Woah! That's what "impure" meant?

She slept with him?

Bryce

You were supposed to be Angel. This wouldn't have happened. That's why I hired him. He's a eunuch.

Cordelia

You slept with her?

Angel

A eunuch?

Wesley

Things happen. Two young people, danger...

Virginia

What are you talking about?

Bryce

She was a virgin before you got here.

Virginia

I was not a virgin!

Bryce

What?

Wesley

Oh, thank goodness.

Gunn

I could have told you she was no virgin.

Angel

Not a eunuch.

Cordelia

One day as Angel! One day, and he's getting some.

Bryce

What? How could you. I kept you away from all men!

Angel

The curse isn't even all that clear.

Virginia

Daddy, you remember that chauffeur from when I was 16? And the one at 18? I haven't been a virgin for a very long time. I even dated Rick.

Bryce

Ginny, don't do this! Don't make me angry!

Virginia

Right. Because then you might do something bad. You were going to kill me! [She punches Bryce, knocking him to the ground.] You are not my father anymore.

Angel

Not a eunuch.

Virginia

[entering with a basket] Hey, Wow! This place is great. I brought champagne. You guys must be so excited... [takes in their looks] in that really dry, suicidal way.

Wesley

[kisses her] Sorry, sweetheart. You just caught us in a moment of ... well ...

Cordelia

Reality.

Virginia

Oh, that. I avoid that.

Gunn

How do you avoid reality?

Virginia

Money. It cures everything but boredom. [holds up basket] And food cures boredom, so there you go. Imported chips and packets of cheese.

Gunn

Thanks.

Wesley

We'll enjoy them huddled around our pathetic candles.

Cordelia

We'll make pathetic nachos.

Virginia

You guys are really down.

Gunn

Yeah. And don't try to tell us there's no way to go but up, 'cause the truth is, there's always more down.