Virginia, Wesley and others in “Happy Anniversary”

[entering with a basket] Hey, Wow! This place is great. I brought champagne. You guys must be so excited... [takes in their looks] in that really dry, suicidal way.

[kisses her] Sorry, sweetheart. You just caught us in a moment of ... well ...

Reality.

Oh, that. I avoid that.

How do you avoid reality?

Money. It cures everything but boredom. [holds up basket] And food cures boredom, so there you go. Imported chips and packets of cheese.

Thanks.

We'll enjoy them huddled around our pathetic candles.

We'll make pathetic nachos.

You guys are really down.

Yeah. And don't try to tell us there's no way to go but up, 'cause the truth is, there's always more down.