Destruction sometimes is its own reward.
AAngelus
Hey, man, you're preaching to the guy who ate the choir. Wait, it was you, wasn't it? You pulled just the wrong strings to make them think it was their idea. Got 'em to yank that white, fluffy soul, and stuff it in a jar, and then gone, baby, gone.
Couldn't risk them putting it back in you. I have wonderful plans for you, my sweet boy.
AAngelus
Um, yeah, but the thing is, as far as plans go, I make my own. So, you know, thanks for stopping by my head.
You would dare to defy me?
AAngelus
Defy who? A big scary voice? Whoa! Hey, I got one of those, too. You wanna hear it? [cups his hands over his mouth] You can kiss my vampire ass! [talking normal again] That do anything for ya?
[Angelus stands, holds his hands to his ears.]
AAngelus
I am not well deaf.
Do you think me blind, little man? That I don't see every move before you decide to make it? Dare to seek me out again, and your insolence will be punished ten-fold.
AAngelus
Yeah, what're you gonna do, huh? Give me a migraine? You ethereal types with your big, swinging omniscience. When push comes to shove, though, you gotta send some overgrown slag-heap to do your dirty work. Ooh, that's real spooky. Oh, that's great! You made me lose my shopkeeper.
This isn't the way, my sweet. We should be friends, you and I.
AAngelus
No, and I'll tell you why. One, because, you know, I'm evil, so the friends thing, that's out. And two, if I did have any friends, they sure as hell wouldn't be living inside my head.
Like you're forced to live inside Angel's? Because you're the voice in there, aren't you? Just beneath the surface, buried under all that goodness, fully conscious, fully aware, but trapped. Unable to move or speak, powerless to act on your desires. So thirsty, so helpless...it must be agony.
AAngelus
I'm getting real bored with this game.
Then how 'bout a round of show-and-tell? Soul, soul, who has your soul? Oh, right.
[The jar containing Angel's soul appears on a table in front of Angelus]
[Angelus lunges for the jar and tries to grab it, but his hands go right through it like it was a mirage.]
AAngelus
More smoke and mirrors?
Only a glamour, yes, but I assure you, my sweet, this very moment I hold the real thing in the palms of my very corporeal hands, and I will restore it if you don't behave. I'll put you back in your box, Angelus, and bury you so far inside Angel, you'll never claw your way out again.
[looks pained, stares at the ceiling]
AAngelus
All right. What do you want me to do... [grits his teeth] ...master?
AAngelus
Oh, no. I remember this. I-I remember this place. I gotta get outta here.
AAngelus
It's coming, again.
AAngelus
I can't do it again. I won't.
[Angel runs in front of a speeding car]
Angel, get out of the road!
[laughing] Dude! You just rescued a puppy.
[watching a memory of Angel feeding off rats in New York]
AAngelus
I already know all this crap. So why do I have to go through it again?
Maybe because it's not about you, jackass.
[First lines]
Oh. Such a hungry little kitty. Meow. You've been a starved one, haven't you, my sweet Willy?
I've got you to feast on now, pet. Is this your home?
Their home. [Looks at a pair middle-aged corpses slumped on the sofa, posed as if they were sitting.] Ambassador to...something and his plump, lovely wife. Till their spirits flew away on fairy wings. Psst. When Angelus took them for dinner.
Angelus? Who the bloody hell's Ang
[William turns to see Angelus lurking in the shadows in a nearby doorway.]
Look what I made. It's called Willy.
[smiles] Where's Darla? I want Darla to see William.
AAngelus
Darla and I had a little spat. Her precious Master sent for her. You know Darla. Master's pet.
AAngelus
Ah, don't fret, Dru. We'll make up. Always do. [Touches his bruised brow.] Mmm. Ow. After a little tit for tat. Shouldn't let that spoil our fun here. [Looks at William, checking him out.] So, instead of just feeding off of this William... you went and turned him into one of us. Another rooster in the henhouse.
You're not cross with me, are you?
[He grabs William's arm and holds it out into the ray of sunlight beaming through the closed curtains.]
AAngelus
Do you have any idea what it's like having nothing but women as travel companions, night in and night out?
[Wiliam angrily yanks his sizzling hand away from Angelus.]
AAngelus
Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... [Holds his own fist in the beam of sunlight] ...what it'd be like... [watches his hand sizzle] to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man. [turns his hand over so the palm is in the light now; looks admiringly at it as it smokes] Don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? [pulls his hand back close to his face] Do you?
[Staring at Angelus, William sticks his own hand in the light, voluntarily this time.]
AAngelus
[laughs, slaps William on the shoulder affectionately] I like this one! You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.
[Angelus and William laugh together.]
[William walks into the hotel and sees Angelus humping a woman dressed in white on the bed.]
Well... looks like you haven't had your fill of her after all--
[Angelus leans back, revealing that's he's been with Drusilla.]
[rolls her head over to look at William] The little children didn't come out to play. [sits up, leaning closer to Angelus's chest] Did you miss me, pretty William?
AAngelus
I'm sure he did, Dru. After all... you are his destiny.
[Angelus laughs at William. Drusilla joins in the laughter. William gets a look of enraged hatred as he glares at Angelus.]
[Angelus throws William into the wall, squeezing his neck.]
AAngelus
Little late for that, Willy. And I really don't like it when you raise your voice to me.
William, don't play such a sad tune. [reclines seductively] Give us a kiss, then.
Why did you...? You knew. You knew she was mine.
[He wrenches himself free of Angelus's grasp and punches him. He charges Angelus who then easily deflects him and pushes him to the floor.]
AAngelus
Just don't get it now, do you?
[Angelus picks William up by the lapels, throwing him onto the couch, and pushes the corpses off the couch to sit beside him.]
AAngelus
Well, you're new... and a little dim. So let me explain to you how things are now. There's no belonging or deserving anymore. You can take what you want, have what you want... but nothing is yours. [Drusilla walks out into the doorway.] Not even her.
You're wrong. We're forever, Drusilla and me.
[clasps her hands over her heart] Are we?
AAngelus
Ah, still the poet now, aren't we, Willy?
AAngelus
Right. William. You know, you really should find a new name for yourself. It just doesn't strike the right note of terror. [pats William's knee, stand, goes to stand behind Drusilla] Tell you what... William. If you want her... [slips his hands around Drusilla's body, below the waist] ...come and take her.
[Drusilla holds her hands out, beckoning William. William charges Angelus angrily.]
WBWilliam the Bloody
Bloody hell! That right bastard!
AAngelus
The Immortal thinks he can do this to us?
WBWilliam the Bloody
He doesn't know who he's dealing with.
AAngelus
Well, he's about to find out.
WBWilliam the Bloody
He's gonna curse the day he ever crossed purpose with Angelus.
AAngelus
And William the Bloody.
WBWilliam the Bloody
See just how immortal he is, when we're done with him.
AAngelus
[regaining his Irish accent] We'll carve him up like a Sunday roast and make him watch as we feast on his steaming flesh.
[still struggling with restrains]
WBWilliam the Bloody
Bugger!
[Angelus and William have just discovered a limp and disheveled Darla lying naked, face-down in bed.]
AAngelus
Darla. Darla! Darla! What have they done? My sweet death.
AAngelus
I'd claw my way back from the depths of hell to lay by your side.
[Pulls her into his arms for a kiss, but recoils, drops her, stands and wipes his mouth.]
AAngelus
He's tasted you.
AAngelus
Who do ya think?
WBWilliam the Bloody
Well, that cheeky bastard. Had us tossed and then violates your woman.
AAngelus
Did he hurt you?
Not until I asked him to. Oh, come on. Have you seen him? With the eyes and the chest and the... immortality.
WBWilliam the Bloody
We're immortal.
Not like him. I mean, he's not some common vampire. He's... I don't know what he is. A giant. A titan straddling good and evil, serving no master but his own considerable desires.
And spiritual. Did you know he spent 150 years in a Tibetan monastery? Which I guess explains all the desire.
AAngelus
He's my arch-nemesis.
Darling. It was just fornication. Really great fornication.
WBWilliam the Bloody
She's glowing, mate.
WBWilliam the Bloody
Best fit you for a pair of antlers. Been made the right cuckold, you have.
Time for another pony ride?
WBWilliam the Bloody
Son of a bitch!
WBWilliam the Bloody
Drusilla, you--you let him touch you?
WBWilliam the Bloody
Uh, no. No.
AAngelus
That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...
AAngelus
Violate our women!
WBWilliam the Bloody
Violate in succession!
AAngelus
Concurrently? You never let us do that!
Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.
Will you hold me under the water?
[The women walk into the next room giggling.]
AAngelus
Rrrrarrgh! [throws a vase against the wall, shattering it] This is a slight that will not go unmet.
WBWilliam the Bloody
Death's too quick.
AAngelus
Not all deaths are quick.
WBWilliam the Bloody
What do you have in mind?
AAngelus
I think it's time The Immortal found out exactly who he's dealing with. I think it's time for blood vengeance.
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