[looking at a dead body] So beautiful. Not a blemish, not a freckle. Perhaps we should have preserved that beauty for eternity?
No, but he'll rot. Seems a pity.
When I bit into him, I could hear the ocean.
I'm full and warm, yet all alone.
That's not true, precious. You've got us.
Not in the least. You won't even hurt me just a little bit.
All you have to do is ask.
No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.
Don't be cross. I could be your mummy...
Well, if you're lonely, Dru, why don't you make yourself a playmate?
I could! I could pick the wisest and bravest knight in all the land and make him mine forever with a kiss.
WWilliam
[walking past] Bloody... watch where you're going!
Or you could just take the first drooling idiot that comes along.
You think she'll find a good one?
[They walk on but Dru keeps looking after William.]
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Oh. Such a hungry little kitty. Meow. You've been a starved one, haven't you, my sweet Willy?
WWilliam
I've got you to feast on now, pet. Is this your home?
Their home. [Looks at a pair middle-aged corpses slumped on the sofa, posed as if they were sitting.] Ambassador to...something and his plump, lovely wife. Till their spirits flew away on fairy wings. Psst. When Angelus took them for dinner.
WWilliam
Angelus? Who the bloody hell's Ang
[William turns to see Angelus lurking in the shadows in a nearby doorway.]
Look what I made. It's called Willy.
[smiles] Where's Darla? I want Darla to see William.
Darla and I had a little spat. Her precious Master sent for her. You know Darla. Master's pet.
Ah, don't fret, Dru. We'll make up. Always do. [Touches his bruised brow.] Mmm. Ow. After a little tit for tat. Shouldn't let that spoil our fun here. [Looks at William, checking him out.] So, instead of just feeding off of this William... you went and turned him into one of us. Another rooster in the henhouse.
You're not cross with me, are you?
[He grabs William's arm and holds it out into the ray of sunlight beaming through the closed curtains.]
Do you have any idea what it's like having nothing but women as travel companions, night in and night out?
[Wiliam angrily yanks his sizzling hand away from Angelus.]
WWilliam
Touch me again--
Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... [Holds his own fist in the beam of sunlight] ...what it'd be like... [watches his hand sizzle] to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man. [turns his hand over so the palm is in the light now; looks admiringly at it as it smokes] Don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? [pulls his hand back close to his face] Do you?
[Staring at Angelus, William sticks his own hand in the light, voluntarily this time.]
[laughs, slaps William on the shoulder affectionately] I like this one! You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.
[Angelus and William laugh together.]
[William walks into the hotel and sees Angelus humping a woman dressed in white on the bed.]
WWilliam
Well... looks like you haven't had your fill of her after all--
[Angelus leans back, revealing that's he's been with Drusilla.]
[rolls her head over to look at William] The little children didn't come out to play. [sits up, leaning closer to Angelus's chest] Did you miss me, pretty William?
I'm sure he did, Dru. After all... you are his destiny.
[Angelus laughs at William. Drusilla joins in the laughter. William gets a look of enraged hatred as he glares at Angelus.]
[Angelus throws William into the wall, squeezing his neck.]
WWilliam
Don't touch her!
Little late for that, Willy. And I really don't like it when you raise your voice to me.
William, don't play such a sad tune. [reclines seductively] Give us a kiss, then.
WWilliam
Why did you...? You knew. You knew she was mine.
WWilliam
You knew bloody well!
[He wrenches himself free of Angelus's grasp and punches him. He charges Angelus who then easily deflects him and pushes him to the floor.]
Just don't get it now, do you?
[Angelus picks William up by the lapels, throwing him onto the couch, and pushes the corpses off the couch to sit beside him.]
Well, you're new... and a little dim. So let me explain to you how things are now. There's no belonging or deserving anymore. You can take what you want, have what you want... but nothing is yours. [Drusilla walks out into the doorway.] Not even her.
WWilliam
You're wrong. We're forever, Drusilla and me.
[clasps her hands over her heart] Are we?
Ah, still the poet now, aren't we, Willy?
Right. William. You know, you really should find a new name for yourself. It just doesn't strike the right note of terror. [pats William's knee, stand, goes to stand behind Drusilla] Tell you what... William. If you want her... [slips his hands around Drusilla's body, below the waist] ...come and take her.
[Drusilla holds her hands out, beckoning William. William charges Angelus angrily.]
[Angelus and William have just discovered a limp and disheveled Darla lying naked, face-down in bed.]
Darla. Darla! Darla! What have they done? My sweet death.
I'd claw my way back from the depths of hell to lay by your side.
[Pulls her into his arms for a kiss, but recoils, drops her, stands and wipes his mouth.]
WBWilliam the Bloody
Well, that cheeky bastard. Had us tossed and then violates your woman.
Not until I asked him to. Oh, come on. Have you seen him? With the eyes and the chest and the... immortality.
WBWilliam the Bloody
We're immortal.
Not like him. I mean, he's not some common vampire. He's... I don't know what he is. A giant. A titan straddling good and evil, serving no master but his own considerable desires.
And spiritual. Did you know he spent 150 years in a Tibetan monastery? Which I guess explains all the desire.
Darling. It was just fornication. Really great fornication.
WBWilliam the Bloody
She's glowing, mate.
WBWilliam the Bloody
Best fit you for a pair of antlers. Been made the right cuckold, you have.
Time for another pony ride?
WBWilliam the Bloody
Son of a bitch!
WBWilliam the Bloody
Drusilla, you--you let him touch you?
WBWilliam the Bloody
Uh, no. No.
That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...
WBWilliam the Bloody
Violate in succession!
Concurrently? You never let us do that!
Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.
Will you hold me under the water?
[The women walk into the next room giggling.]
Rrrrarrgh! [throws a vase against the wall, shattering it] This is a slight that will not go unmet.
WBWilliam the Bloody
Death's too quick.
Not all deaths are quick.
WBWilliam the Bloody
What do you have in mind?
I think it's time The Immortal found out exactly who he's dealing with. I think it's time for blood vengeance.
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