WBWilliam the Bloody
Bloody hell! That right bastard!
The Immortal thinks he can do this to us?
WBWilliam the Bloody
He doesn't know who he's dealing with.
Well, he's about to find out.
WBWilliam the Bloody
He's gonna curse the day he ever crossed purpose with Angelus.
WBWilliam the Bloody
See just how immortal he is, when we're done with him.
[regaining his Irish accent] We'll carve him up like a Sunday roast and make him watch as we feast on his steaming flesh.
[still struggling with restrains]
WBWilliam the Bloody
Bugger!
I helped save the world, you know.
Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
Yeah, but you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and uhm... Jasmine.
Do those really count as saving the world?
I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
Buffy ran you through with a sword.
Yeah, but I made her do it. Signalled her with my eyes.
She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.
[Angelus and William have just discovered a limp and disheveled Darla lying naked, face-down in bed.]
Darla. Darla! Darla! What have they done? My sweet death.
I'd claw my way back from the depths of hell to lay by your side.
[Pulls her into his arms for a kiss, but recoils, drops her, stands and wipes his mouth.]
WBWilliam the Bloody
Well, that cheeky bastard. Had us tossed and then violates your woman.
Not until I asked him to. Oh, come on. Have you seen him? With the eyes and the chest and the... immortality.
WBWilliam the Bloody
We're immortal.
Not like him. I mean, he's not some common vampire. He's... I don't know what he is. A giant. A titan straddling good and evil, serving no master but his own considerable desires.
And spiritual. Did you know he spent 150 years in a Tibetan monastery? Which I guess explains all the desire.
Darling. It was just fornication. Really great fornication.
WBWilliam the Bloody
She's glowing, mate.
WBWilliam the Bloody
Best fit you for a pair of antlers. Been made the right cuckold, you have.
Time for another pony ride?
WBWilliam the Bloody
Son of a bitch!
WBWilliam the Bloody
Drusilla, you--you let him touch you?
WBWilliam the Bloody
Uh, no. No.
That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...
WBWilliam the Bloody
Violate in succession!
Concurrently? You never let us do that!
Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.
Will you hold me under the water?
[The women walk into the next room giggling.]
Rrrrarrgh! [throws a vase against the wall, shattering it] This is a slight that will not go unmet.
WBWilliam the Bloody
Death's too quick.
Not all deaths are quick.
WBWilliam the Bloody
What do you have in mind?
I think it's time The Immortal found out exactly who he's dealing with. I think it's time for blood vengeance.
ICIlona Costa Bianchi
And you, what an honor! The great Angelus.
Actually, it's just Angel.
ICIlona Costa Bianchi
Ah, yes, of course. The Gypsies, they gave you your soul. The Gypsies are filthy people. [spits] And we shall speak of them no more.
DBDemon Butler
You must be so lonely. Your girlfriend has become lovers with The Immortal. How unfortunate for you. And how fortunate for her.
DBDemon Butler
But of course.
Ha! I knew it. None of this is a coincidence.
Been his plan all along. Steal our head, keep us busy, and traipse off with my girl. [Angel gives him a look] Our girl.
It's a setup. You're just his lackey.
DBDemon Butler
I should be so lucky. The Immortal does not need men like me to do his business. He is a wild card, a wolf removed from the pack, a stallion without, uh, the bridle.
What, are you in love with him?
DBDemon Butler
No, no, no, no. Well, OK, yes. But if anything, he's more of a, uh, inspiration, a spiritual guide. Have you read his book? Is a life changer.
[whispers to Spike] I'm gettin' a little tired of Italy.
DBDemon Butler
OK. No more games!
[He pulls out a gun and aims it at the bag and everyone stops fighting, but then Angel elbows a man behind him, getting in one final blow.]
DBDemon Butler
One more step, and the head gets it, hey? We are not animals. We are italiano. You give us the money, we give you the head.
[Angel and Spike don't move; they just stare]
DBDemon Butler
You give us the money, we give you the head.
[Angel and Spike stare]
DBDemon Butler
The money, the head. The money...
Yeah. We get it. [hits Spike] Money.
[Spike gets the money and walks toward the demon. He holds out the money, but pulls it back.]]
[They switch bags at the same time.]
DBDemon Butler
Arrivederci, americanos. It was a pleasure to do the business with you.
[Demon Butler chuckles; he and his men leave]
