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American Dad! · Season 7, Episode 9

“Stanny Tendergrass” quotes from American Dad!

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“Stanny Tendergrass” · Season 7, Episode 9

In this episode: Steve Smith (2), Stan Smith (1), Roger (1), Francine Smith (1), Klaus (1)

[Francine is sunbathing]

Seriously, I'm gonna die one day and I want to make sure I left something behind that can be proud of.

What about your kids?

Nah. [sets her margarita on the table and lifts her sunglasses up] I'm talking about something more permanent. I want to invent a catchphrase. Something is perfound as... all that and a bag of chips!

Oh, come on. Don't you think everyone has tried coming up with a catchphrase? It's next to impossible.

Well, Klaus. I'm gonna do it. And... you can put that frog in the cassarole.

[sighs] Bitch.

(Steve just drank and threw away Stan's can of soda)

I didn't like the last half, it's not as effervescent. Nope, the bottom's not for me; I'm what they call a top. [Roger's eyes widen at Steve's unintentionally suggestive line]

I can't believe you drank my soda that I bought with money I earned.

Oh, I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't know you wanted it. (waves his fingers in Stan's face): Here, my fingers are still sticky. You can suck on them if you want.

Roger [staring at Steve's fingers, clearly aroused]: Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me.

(after Roger reveals that he was the girl who kissed Steve at a Spin-the-Bottle party)

YOU were Alicia Wilkner?! We went on seven dates!

Nine. I roofied you on that last two. Nothing happened. Wink-wink.

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