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American Dad! · Season 7, Episode 12

“The Wrestler” quotes from American Dad!

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“The Wrestler” · Season 7, Episode 12

In this episode: Roger (2), Stan Smith (1), Steve Smith (1), Principal Lewis (1)

The point is is you wanna get anywhere in life, you'll have to join the wrestling team.

Gee, Dad. That sounds great. Oh, no. The school doesn't have a wrestling program anymore. Aah, squigglebottom!

What? I am outraged!

Well, take your outraged elsewhere. I have another group coming through. We'll exit through the gift shop [they walk over to the counter and he takes out a CD] Make sure to check out our Stan Smith: Pan Flute Rain Forest Music [pan flute plays] Each song sounds the same. It somehow manages to be worse than the less.

Kid's got shaky hands. His parents got a divorce because his mom got caught banging some black guy named THIS BIG MAMMA JAMMA RIGHT HERE!!

Roger (as he raises his hands): Small bills are in the safe. The rest is in my butt**

**On the DVD version, "in my butt" is changed to "in my ass"

You know what kid I wanted to kill? The youngest daughter in Mrs. Doubtfire. Hated her face. By the time I could get a good shot at her, she had grown up and turned into nothing.

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