Chlorine. Bromine. Crap! Astatine! How could I forget? It has the words teen and ass in it.
“A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Roger (2), Steve Smith (2), Hayley Smith (2), Francine Smith (1), Klaus (1)
Oh. Oh, the pain! My moaning stems from pain!
I can't believe you're still upset. It's been a week.
You called me a pig.
I didn't say you were a pig. I said that dress made you look like a pig. And those shoes didn't help. All your fat, sweaty toes shoved in there like 20 Hondurans stuffed in a giant... shoe.
Steve [to Roger]: You sound just like Daphne Zuniga from that Lifetime movie, and you remember what happened to her.
Oh, my God! She ended up on ABC Family! Well, I'm not going to let that happen to me.
What's wrong with you? You look horrible.
I've had this flu for, like, 2 weeks. I started to feel better on Tuesday, but then I pushed it and now I have this darker mucus and...
I was talking to Steve.
Klaus [sarcastically]: Are you sure you don't want to be a nurse, Hayley? You're so caring!
Henry [to Roger]: You don't appreciate what I've done for you! I made you lieutenant! You were a cook when we started playing!
Ah, Mr. Pibb. The cornerstone of our love. Delicious, refreshing, and totally lacking in pretension!
(about Roger staying with Henry) Why does he stay, Hayley?! Why does he stay?
Clearly, he's getting something from this kid he wasn't getting from you. When you have that kind of co-dependency, it can be hard to break free from an abusive relationship.
Jeff [appears from the pantry]: Can I come out of the pantry now, babe?
I said I'll get you when I'm ready! (throws her coffee mug at him)
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