You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine! Here's your $5,000 back.
You made all this in one day?
That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change.
“American Dream Factory” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Stan Smith (4), Francine Smith (2), Steve Smith (1)
Dad, I'm meeting the fellas at the movies. Can I have a few bucks for popcorn?
[wearing a money suit] Do I look like I'm made of money?
Stan, I did some research on that kiosk at the mall. If you gave me $5,000 of your bonus, I could start a business selling my muffins. I think there's a real market for...
Ooh, ooh, uh, I... I'm sorry... sorry to interrupt, but, uh, real quick, this is the worst idea I've ever heard. Never gonna happen, but please, keep going.
Oh, just forget it!
Great call, Francine.
I have to kill Klaus before he steals Francine, there's no time to loose!
VValet
That'll be three dollars.
What? That's a total rip, I'll park it myself.
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Grrr!
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All I have is a five.
VValet
Sorry, I don't have change.
Oh forget it, I'll park it myself!
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Uh-uh-uh-eraaaaaaggh!!
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