Funny, I always wanted a pool filled with cherry Jell-O. Well, in the end I got it. I got a lot of other things on my rise to stardom. Women... respect... that joke about the ten-inch pianist... Can't believe I never got that before.
“Star Trek” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Steve Smith (2), Francine Smith (1)
So now I was a published writer, but my life had become boring, as boring as a bad metaphor. Or simile. Whatever, I'm not a writer.
Any letters for me?
No, just another postcard saying that your hair looks like crap - hey, it's from me!
Francine, when I look at your hair I doubt I could eat the amount I wanna vomit.
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