I Object! I'm bored! As an officer of the court, I have a duty to be open and forthright. I think the witness is tedious and I'm concerned for the jury's attention span
A woman hasn't got true control of a man until her hand is on the dumb stick
There's nothing I enjoy more then seeing a happy couple and coming between them
You loved me.
Yeah. That's the truth. So much that sometimes, when we were apart, we used to keep an open phone line at night so while sleeping I could listen to your breath.
TCDr. Tracy Clark
You kissed him? You're a slut!
I... I am not! I am not a slut!
TCDr. Tracy Clark
Oh, come on! Don't fool yourself!
Where does she come up with these things?
Well, Ling wasn't editor of law review for nothing.
Ling went to Law School? Ling is a LAWYER?
Love isn't always enough.
LLarry
Yeah, it is. You go without it long enough and you realize it's everything.
John "The Biscuit" Cage
That's the trouble I suppose in coming at people with honesty, some times they counter with it.
I'm not going through an odd phase, I really am odd.
The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win, Ally McBeal.
Others
Dr. Tracy Clark [plays a tape of people laughing]: Sometimes when a patient says something so competely naive, I find that my own laughter just isn't enough.
Ling, one of the disadvantages of having magnetism is that you bring people out, people that otherwise would go unnoticed. The fact that she can be so annoying is really a tribute to you!
At the end of the day, life is just this big wall of reality that we all crash into.
Liza Bump [to Nelle Porter]: Do you talk, or do I have to pull a string?
CCamaro
Why should I do anything for you? The last time I was here you called me a vicious lesbian!
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