That was a snappish remark disguised in a soft tone.
I'm sure she's quite stupid, and in time, gravity will get her.
She's two-thirds of a Rice Krispie treat. She's already snapped, and crackled, and she's ready for the final pop.
Oh, forgive my bluntness. It's a device I use to cope.
It's a problem being beautiful. It's only the handsome men that ask us out because they're the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are dolts. Life is unfair to us. At some point we have to face the certain reality: despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing - shopping.
(About Elaine) This woman drips with sarcasm at my personal expense.
Nelle is like a sister; when she's in pain, I throw up!
I'm rich. I only go into work to wear my outfits!
I am really a very funny person.
He's about to take a very long moment
[After co-worker Billy announces he has a brain tumour]
I hope he's not going to milk this...
[to a man in a wheelchair]
Watch where you are going! It's bad enough that you people get all the parking spots!
I think Tourettes is so cool. It would be great to be able to annoy people like that. You get to woop and twitch. Any other good ones?
[When pointed out "there are real blind people in the world", Ling retorts]
It's not like any of them saw me
[After a blind man accidentally taps her with his cane]
OW! I so prefer the deaf to the blind.
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