Ally McBeal quotes from Ally McBeal

Ally McBeal

Maybe I'll share my life with somebody... maybe not. But the truth is, when I think back of my loneliest moments, there was usually somebody sitting there next to me. (s04e01)

Ally McBeal

Sometimes... there's no point in the truth if the only thing it will do is cause pain.

Ally McBeal

The idea that when people come together, they stay together. I have to take that with me when I'm going to bed at night, Even if I'm going to bed alone.

Ally McBeal

Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor.

Ally McBeal

Sometimes I'm more persuasive when I lack conviction.

Ally McBeal

Uh, let the record reflect that the deponent is a fat, arrogant, overweight, bald pig.

Ally McBeal

Even if I did get past all my problems, I'm just gonna get out and get new ones.

Ally McBeal

Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me.

Ally McBeal

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to.

Ally McBeal

However much I know otherwise part of me has always felt that life has no real meaning until you get to share it with somebody. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of: my life finally taking meaning or suddenly becoming void of it.

Ally

I think I need to believe that it works

Billy

What works?

Ally

Love. Couple hood. Partnerships. The idea that when people come together, they stay together. I have to take that with me when I'm going to bed at night, even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.

Ally

Do you think I'm nuts?

No, I don't think you're nuts, but I don't think that you have both feet on the ground either.

Ally McBeal

You mean some people do?

Ally

How did I get to be such a mess so soon in my life?

Billy

You've always been ahead of your time.

Ally McBeal

I'm asking. Are you OK?

Georgia Thomas

[Metaphorically referring to soon-to-be ex-husband, Billy] Fine! I just went on this new diet. I lost 170 pounds of dead weight. I feel great!

Ally McBeal

Are you sure?

Georgia Thomas

You can have him, Ally.

Ally McBeal

I don't want him.

Ally McBeal

You own a store?

And three others.