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All That · Season 1, Episode 15

Customer [Tricia Dickson; after scratching off her Scratch & Win ticket], Ed and others in “Unfinished Business”

CTCustomer [Tricia Dickson; after scratching off her Scratch & Win ticket]

I won! I won!

EEd

Whoa, you one?

CCustomer

Yes!

EEd

Well...you look so much older.

CCCustomer [confused]

Um...yeah. Anyway, I have a winning ticket here, for one free Good Meal!

EEd

One free Good Meal! That'll be eight bucks.

CCustomer

No...you're not supposed to charge me money.

EEd

Well, then, give me your watch!

CCustomer

No! Look; you don't understand.

EEd

No, I don't understand.

CCustomer

Exactly; now, pay attention. See your signs? Good Burger's having a contest with Scratch & Win tickets. Now, I scratched off my ticket, and it says I get one free Good Meal...

BMr. Bailey

[looks at a customer's winning ticket, which Ed claimed was for $5,000] "Aw, for the love of decimals, Ed, this says he won 50¢! 50¢, not 5,000!"

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