[Alien Thumtax has just fired on the U. S. S. Spaceship, which is helmed by 10-year-old Captain Tantrum]
[wails] You hurt my spaceship! [wails again]
Oh, nice goin', Thumtax! You made our little captain cry!
You, you fired lasers at me, and I'm just a little girl!
I--I'm sorry. How was I supposed to know that your captain was a little girl? I'm sorry, lil' Cap'n. I didn't mean to harm your ship; I--what can I do to make you feel better, sweetie?
[sniffles] Lower your shields.
But, I-- [Tantrum wails] All right. Lower shields.
Shields down.
[to Captain Tantrum] All right, dear; our shields are down. Is that better?
"I guess so. [to Singo and Officer Canker] FIRE MAIN LASERS!
[sings] Firin' lasers!
[He and Officer Canker fire the lasers at Thumtax's ship.]
[screams, in the destruction of her ship]
[singing] Captain, that was brilliant; Captain, that was brilliant!
Status report, Officer Canker.
Alien ship dee-stroyed.
Excellent! Take us out of here, Singo. Heading 2614, mark 2.
But, but, Captain, we're supposed to be heading to Jupiter. That mark will take us directly to some place called...Happy...Toyland...
Soooo?
We don't have time to go to Happy Toyland...no...
BUT I WANNA GO TO HAPPY TOYLAND! I WANNA GO TO HAPPY TOYLAND!... Porkus II?! That planet is entirely inhabited by...Pigginoids!
Pigginoids?! No! I was harmed and taunted by Pigginoids when I was a little girl!
[singsong] No one cares... Hey! You aliens! This is Captain Tantrum, of the U. S. S. Spaceship! ♪Whatcha doin'?♪
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