Denzel quotes from All That

“Just a birthday”?

We’re in the birthday business…son! Some of you might not know this, but I was actually born…on my birthday! And that is why I care…so much! Vernon…it’s up to you. Give me the giggle.

That was the giggle; is that what you’re telling me? Look me in the face, and tell me that that was the giggle.

That was not the giggle. THIS is the GIGGLE! (in a high-pitched voice) HEE, HEE, HEE! (normal voice) AGAIN!

AGAIN!

Vernon the Vermin...ain't got NOTHIN'...on ME!

Nobody move...she just walked in.

Well, I guess my work here is done. Enjoy your birthday, Tishmashma. (He departs, and bumps into the balloons again) (popping several of the balloons) Who...put these...here?!

"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Denzel Vinegar...he’s a guy who…"

"Hey!"

"Yeah?"

"The name’s Denzel Whitaker…not Vinegar."

"Sorry. Darnell Spitlicker…he loves to buy lotion, and…"

"DUDE…my name is Denzel Whitaker."

"That’s what I said."

"NO…you said 'Darnell Spitlicker'.”

"What’s the diff?"

"The diff is…one is my name…one isn’t!"

"Denzel Whitaker…"

"Thank you."

"His name is Doorknob Fiffiffer!"

"'Fiffiffer'?! That’s not even a name!"

"This clown doesn’t even know his own name!"

"Yes, I do! It’s Denzel Whitaker!"

"So?"

"'So' what?!"

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah; do the 'Know Your Stars' thing."

"I can’t begin 'Know Your Stars' until Denzel Whitaker arrives."

"I’m here!"

"Did you bring Denzel with you?"

"I’M Denzel Whitaker!"

"Oo-oo-oo, big deal!"

"What?!"

"Now you know…Doombar Fig-Popper!"