Announcer [Brian Peck], Denzel and others in “Unfinished Business”

"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Denzel Vinegar...he’s a guy who…"

"Hey!"

"Yeah?"

"The name’s Denzel Whitaker…not Vinegar."

"Sorry. Darnell Spitlicker…he loves to buy lotion, and…"

"DUDE…my name is Denzel Whitaker."

"That’s what I said."

"NO…you said 'Darnell Spitlicker'.”

"What’s the diff?"

"The diff is…one is my name…one isn’t!"

"Denzel Whitaker…"

"Thank you."

"His name is Doorknob Fiffiffer!"

"'Fiffiffer'?! That’s not even a name!"

"This clown doesn’t even know his own name!"

"Yes, I do! It’s Denzel Whitaker!"

"So?"

"'So' what?!"

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah; do the 'Know Your Stars' thing."

"I can’t begin 'Know Your Stars' until Denzel Whitaker arrives."

"I’m here!"

"Did you bring Denzel with you?"

"I’M Denzel Whitaker!"

"Oo-oo-oo, big deal!"

"What?!"

"Now you know…Doombar Fig-Popper!"