How 'bout we squeeze in some "Lil time" tomorrow. After practice, we can have a girls night out.
LLil
We're not shopping for bras, are we?
That's your father's department.
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LLil
Everything around here is always soccer, soccer, soccer.
PPhil
Dad, can you put on the Soccer Channel?
FCFootball Coach
(Blows whistle) You expect to be on junior-junior varsity with no upper-body strength?! (Blows whistle)
You're the coach! Why don't you show me how it's done?! Put your money where your big, fat mouth is!
FCFootball Coach
That's some squawk box you got on you, Pickles. Any chance you'd be interested in a student coaching position?!
That's it! Sports - it's a guy magnet. I just need a sport.
You're forgetting one itsy-bitsy detail; you have no athletic ability what-so-ever.
Yeah, but that sure doesn't stop Phil.
(To soccer team) And just because we've lost every single game... ever... doesn't mean that today we can't lose by a little bit less.
(To soccer team) Time to work on penalty shots, people! (Softly) 'Cause heaven knows you need it.
PPhil
(to Tommy and Chuckie) Tell me the truth, answer me!
Mom, Dad, I don't wanna answer him the question!
PPhil
Answer me, she (Wally)'s really good, ain't she?!
(to Phil) Yeah!
(About Harold) That skunk! All that hard work, and he's the one who gets to go to Paris, France.
You mean Paris, Texas? The finals are in Texas.
Texas? You mean I risked my life for a trip to America's dust bowl?!
(Looking at soap box derby car diagram upside-down) Not a clue.
(Tommy flips it right-side up)
Thanks, Tommy. Still no clue
PPhil
This much money just to crash a car?
I'm out. Or was I already out? I forget.
It's all about having your own personality. That's why I need to get a nose ring exactly like Emica's.
PPhil
(Singing to everyone) Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word. And the skies are not cloudy all day. (Stops singing and probably evil laughs probably at everyone, to Lil) Not bad, huh?
LLil
I don't know you.
Chuckie, I'm sorry I was kind of a jerk to you the other night.
Nah, you weren't a jerk, just testy, but you seem like you're in a good mood now, did you finally lasso the wooden cow?
Nope, I finally accepted the fact that I'm the lamest cowboy on the planet, and I'm completely comfortable with it.
I've always said the key to happiness is... lowered expectations.
Not everyone can expect to be a cowboy overnight.
(Chuckie begins playing harmonica)
When did you learn how to play the harmonica?
Chuckie: I play the harmonica?
What are you looking at?
LRLittle Red
Uh... I - I never met a city girl before. How did you get your hair so shiny?
We bathe.
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