TV show quotes
Sorry I did an stage-dive in between your number, Suezzle. But an old guy's gotta do, what an old guy's gotta do.
Actually, the audience loved it so much, (Susie dances) we're booked for the next three weeks! You up for a repeat performance?
[Susie and Grandpa Boris high-five each other.]
Hey you guys, how was the optometrist?
Oh, piece of cake!
In and out in thirty minutes.
No big surprises.
Well, we have a surprise for you boys. We felt really awful about making you miss your trip, so...
...We got you season passes to Slosh Mountain!
For real?!
Whoah!
Look at you two, acting like responsible adults. I'm so proud. Tommy, Dil, how'd you boys get sunburned? And Dad, why do you smell like chlorine?
I see something in your eyes, dude. Something I've never seen there before.
I call it amptitude, my man.
No, it's called eye crust. Don't you wash your face in the morning?
You, young lady, are going to be responsible for cleaning the house for a whole week! Now, give me your phone!
My... phone? [hugs her mother's leg] Oh, please! Not the phone! What if it's an emergency?! Like I'm late for class and don't know what time it is?!
Well, that's what a watch is for. A phone is for talking and taking digital pictures. [Angelica hands her her phone] It's about time you learned a little responsibility around here. Now, go get the pail, the mop and the detergent.
Where are they?
I have no idea.
(while reading Angelica's diary) Tried stuffing bra. Too lop-sided.
[Chuckie is thinking about selling his father's stamp album to buy more Yu-Gotta-Go cards]
You can't sell your stamp album!
[tries to take the album away] Yeah, Chuckie! Dad'll go ballistic! You know how veiny his head gets!
I'm not selling the whole thing. I'll trade one teensy little stamp for one deck of cards!
If you do, you'll be sorry. Someday, you're gonna look in that mirror and you're not gonna like what you see.
What else is new? Oh, you're right. I can't do it.
[they both hi-five] Yes!
[rushes out] NOW I CAN!!
HEY!
So there wasn't any curse of Reptar after all. Well, what do you know about that. Well, good night.
That's it? After scaring everyone half to death, that's it?
So, why'd you even come, Angelica?
Are you kidding? Don't you know it's always the gorgous girl with the naturally bouncy hair who stays behind in the house, and never makes it to the end of the movie? I'd be a goner.
You still think we'll get the pool, T? 'Cause I was thinking of expanding my sanctuary and calling it "Habitat for Manitee."
Pool, yes. Marine mammals, no.
We found our old Reptar toy in the backyard and tossed him out. Now, Chuckie thinks that Reptar's mad at us.
That is, like, the lamest thing I've ever heard.
We're going to get you boys something every kid dreams of having.
A home in Aspen?
A six week course in Portuguese?
Respect?
This puts me on Tommy's side, which is a first I'm not particularly proud of.
You preteens are lucky your parents are smart enough to have someone my age around to figure these things out.
You know, she's right.
That may be the scariest thought all night.
Did she call me about the audition sign up?
Yeah, she did. I heard her. I don't want to get hurt here.
(to Dil) How'd you do that?
What?
The light-glow-warmth thing.
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