Dil [while sniffing a shoe]: Weirdorama. It's corinthian leather. But it smells like egg salad.
PPhil
That is so immature! (sniffs the shoe) Cat butt, duh!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Finster, what are you doing?
Drowning, sir?
PPhil
Thanks, I'll pay you back. As soon as that no-allowance-for-a-month thing is over. How was I suppose to know Kimi's great aunt was in that vase? They should label that stuff.
This test is stupid and humiliating! I can't even do the simplest rope climb!
Chuckie, you made it almost to the top.
Only 'cause Pangborn pushed me halfway up!
Morning. Sit down, find your chairs this time. Now, ignore my mumbling as I write on the board. Enjoy my back.
LLil
Why are we partners on every project? It's always Phil and Lil this, Phil and Lil that, Newsflash, We're not two heads on one body! We are just two separate people who happen to live in the same house. He's Phil and I'm Lil. Two names, separated by the word "and." I am a thinking, breathing, independent individual and he's... Phil. From now on, think about me without Phil. Okay? [pause] OKAY?!?
LLil
Twins this, twins that. It's always Phil and Lil! It ain't no even Lil and Phil! There's too much "we"; not enough "me"! I ain't wearing anything to that place because I ain't no going!
I was exercising my right to say no to the President and his stupid test! I made a stand by refusing to show up!
Chuckie Finster skipped a class?
Actually, I was hanging out in the nurse's office.
I've been humiliated year after year, and now my suffering's over! Today I am taking a stand for coordinately-challenged kids everywhere!
And tomorrow?
Tommy, don't ruin my moment!
Jeez! This is awful.
HHoward
I know, we either have to have another set of twins or actually pay for a vacation.
No, Howie, we have a bigger problem than a lost vacation. Our little Lil is unhappy.
HHoward
Right.
Calm down, Philly. Lil gets her own room, but think about it, so do you, and the computer stays here. And you finally have room for that basketball hoop you've always wanted, and you can paint the place any color you like, except tangerine 'cause it makes your father wig out.
LLeslie
All the right kids are here.
DDiane
Yeah. No lame-brains or dorks. Oh, by the way, where is your brother tonight?
LLil
Not here!
DDiane
He really is a boob, isn't he?
LLeslie
My vote is for immature slob.
BBrett
Are you talking about Phil? He's like totally obnoxious in class.
LLil
Not all the time.
DDiane
Not to mention gross and smelly.
LLeslie
This is fun! And he's really goofy looking, too.
LLil
Not like I'm standing up for him or anything, but it's sometimes fun to be gross. And you know, Phil and I are twins, so if you think he's goofy looking, then I guess you think I am, too.
DDiane
No.
LLeslie
No way.
BBrett
We weren't sayin' that.
DDiane
It's not like you don't know all this right? Phil is kind of a jerk.
LLil
Hey! I can call him a jerk or a slob, but you guys can't. You don't even know him! He can actually be cool sometimes, and fun, and funny, and loyal.
Tommy [to Chuckie]: Come on Chuck, how long does it take to copy your butt?
I wasn't sure if I was letter or legal sized.
See, I'm vanilla, Crustless Vanilla Finster, I was gonna get the chocolate mango swirl bar, but no, I chickened out at the last minute.
Actually, Chuckie, you chickened out at the first minute. But hey, be tight with that.
But I want to be tight with a different Chuckie. The Chuck. A Chuck who takes risk, a Chuck who flirts with danger!
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