Dil quotes from All Grown Up!

Dil

How is it my fault? You listened to a guy wearing a bathing suit and a ski cap — how smart was that?

Tommy

You — you used your hocus-pocus mind control junk on me!

Dil

I didn't do that! Besides, everyone knows it doesn't work around water.

...It's just — well, when you're old, people don't let you have fun so much anymore. I guess I got a little carried away!

Tommy

You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.

Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?

Chuckie

Deal.

Dil

Now, that was mind control.

Tommy

Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.

Dil

Oh, it does.

Dil

What? I can't tell you everything.

Didi

Hey you guys, how was the optometrist?

Tommy

Oh, piece of cake!

Dil

In and out in thirty minutes.

No big surprises.

Didi

Well, we have a surprise for you boys. We felt really awful about making you miss your trip, so...

Stu

...We got you season passes to Slosh Mountain!

Tommy

For real?!

Dil

Whoah!

Didi

Look at you two, acting like responsible adults. I'm so proud. Tommy, Dil, how'd you boys get sunburned? And Dad, why do you smell like chlorine?

Dil

You still think we'll get the pool, T? 'Cause I was thinking of expanding my sanctuary and calling it "Habitat for Manitee."

Tommy

Pool, yes. Marine mammals, no.

Stu

We're going to get you boys something every kid dreams of having.

Angelica

A home in Aspen?

Dil

A six week course in Portuguese?

Chuckie

Respect?

Angelica

(to Dil) How'd you do that?

Dil

What?

Angelica

The light-glow-warmth thing.

Dil

I never wanted it to end this way. I love you like an... aunt, but you crossed the line, and then you stomped on it, lit it on fire, and danced on its ashes!

Charlotte

I know. That's why I'm so good at what I do. We could've had it all, you and I. Still, I have you to thank for getting me off my butt and bank into the game! [hugs Dil] I'll never forget you, little man.

Dil

And I'll never forget you, big woman.