Angelica quotes from All Grown Up!

Charlotte

You, young lady, are going to be responsible for cleaning the house for a whole week! Now, give me your phone!

Angelica

My... phone? [hugs her mother's leg] Oh, please! Not the phone! What if it's an emergency?! Like I'm late for class and don't know what time it is?!

Charlotte

Well, that's what a watch is for. A phone is for talking and taking digital pictures. [Angelica hands her her phone] It's about time you learned a little responsibility around here. Now, go get the pail, the mop and the detergent.

Angelica

Where are they?

Charlotte

I have no idea.

So, why'd you even come, Angelica?

Angelica

Are you kidding? Don't you know it's always the gorgous girl with the naturally bouncy hair who stays behind in the house, and never makes it to the end of the movie? I'd be a goner.

Tommy

We found our old Reptar toy in the backyard and tossed him out. Now, Chuckie thinks that Reptar's mad at us.

Angelica

That is, like, the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Stu

We're going to get you boys something every kid dreams of having.

Angelica

A home in Aspen?

Dil

A six week course in Portuguese?

Chuckie

Respect?

Angelica

You preteens are lucky your parents are smart enough to have someone my age around to figure these things out.

You know, she's right.

That may be the scariest thought all night.

Angelica

(to Dil) How'd you do that?

Dil

What?

Angelica

The light-glow-warmth thing.

(Blows whistle) You expect to be on junior-junior varsity with no upper-body strength?! (Blows whistle)

Angelica

You're the coach! Why don't you show me how it's done?! Put your money where your big, fat mouth is!

That's some squawk box you got on you, Pickles. Any chance you'd be interested in a student coaching position?!

Angelica

That's it! Sports - it's a guy magnet. I just need a sport.

Susie

You're forgetting one itsy-bitsy detail; you have no athletic ability what-so-ever.

Angelica

Yeah, but that sure doesn't stop Phil.

Angelica

(About Harold) That skunk! All that hard work, and he's the one who gets to go to Paris, France.

Tommy

You mean Paris, Texas? The finals are in Texas.

Angelica

Texas? You mean I risked my life for a trip to America's dust bowl?!

Angelica

What are you looking at?

Uh... I - I never met a city girl before. How did you get your hair so shiny?

Angelica

We bathe.

Tommy

Angelica? Do you have to keep kicking my seat?

Angelica

No, I don't have to, but seeing as how you got us into this mess, it's my pleasure!

Susie

Thirteen dollars, fifty-seven cents. How'd you do?

Angelica

(counting) Ten, eleven...six hundred forty-three dollars and one certified check.

Susie

How'd you do that?!

Angelica

It's nothin'! You should've seen me on my magazine drive. I had a nun in tears!

Susie

You didn't really think he was gonna go for you, did you?

Angelica

(Sobbing) No, and that's the worst part, liking someone so much and knowing, they'll never feel the same way about you!

Susie

Gee I wonder why?

Angelica

(still Sobbing) I know, how pathetic is that?! (Sobs, bangs on the clock and screams)

Susie

I've done worse than undermine democracy. I've help bust up a family.

Angelica

You've done worse, and that was one hammy reading you just gave

Susie

This is our fault, we have to fix this.

Angelica

No way. I don't get involved in family business

Susie

Since when, and even you know that their own children have to be there

Angelica

Especially if I could get blamed for them not showing

Susie

Your parents could punish you by taking away your cell phone.