Charles! This is the last good deed you'll ever mess up.
Annabelle, it wasn't my fault.
I understand, the double chili cheeseburger made you do it.
That fits...that's right.
[poking Charlie] You need more training. [off-screen, Annabelle's robe changes to a sergeant-type jacket and she, holding a club in her hand, taps her foot, and throws her halo to the dogs. Itchy catches it. She puts a soldier's helmet on her head] Attention! [Charlie and Itchy stand straight] Angel 3rd-class Barkin, your status is deplorable! [a map of San Francisco] Mission 4-niner-bravo: "Helping Old Dog Cross Street". [an X appears where Annabelle pointed her stick on the map] You never showed up.
[sniffs Charlie] Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
[A lightning bolt strikes Charlie]
Assignment 7-0-tango: "Return Kid's Missing Milk Money" [another X appears] You spent it on a movie and double popcorn.
[sniffs Charlie, then sarcastically] Oh, that's a good one!
[Charlie moves away, a lightning bolt strikes Itchy]
Ow! That smarts! Ow, ooh! Charlie!
[Charlie begins to laugh, another lightning bolt strikes him]
[snaps fingers] At ease. [her military outfit turns back into her robe, and her halo is back over her head] Now, if you want to stay on Earth, you have to do a good deed. A real good deed. Until you do, I'm putting you on probation. [flushes Charlie and Itchy back to Earth] Dismissed!
Get your paws off me! [Carface and Killer kick her out] A gentlemen would never treat a lady like this.
But who said you were a lady?
KKiller
Or that he was a gentleman? [laughs, Carface slaps him on the face] Ow!
Shut up. [goes back inside with Killer]
Carface came and suggested some "improvements" for the club.
Like kicking me out! He stole my place, Charlie!
That jerk! If only I'd been here!
[trying to lie] There was a fire at the zoo, and I had to ice down the penguins. [gets hit by a lightning bolt because of his lie]
[off-screen] Charles. [Charlie looks into the mirror and then she appears in the mirror] You're on probation. You can't do, think, or say anything bad. That includes fibbing. Bye-bye. [vanishes]
[to Sasha] Okay. The truth is, I was buying this cheeseburger, and it turned out that Killer was the vendor... [realizing] Of course! Carface! That creep...Got us in trouble, so we'd be out of the picture!
[After Charlie and Itchy have finished helping Sasha get her club back the way it was]
[appears in the place of Charlie's reflection] Charles.
[surprised] Whoa. Annabelle? Sneak up on a guy, why don't you?
Congratulations. That's not quite what I meant by "good deed", but you're off probation, angel. For now, anyway. Uh-huh. [blows Charlie a kiss]
[When Charlie looks again, she vanishes and his reflection comes back]
Oh, everything's back the way it was.
Well, not everything. [removes his cap, revealing that his "Chi-Chi" wig is still on] Got any glue remover?
[Both Charlie and Sasha laugh with amusement]
[After Teddy runs off as a dog]
Charles, he could get into a lot of trouble as a dog.
That was the whole point.
Oh, you're hopeless. [runs after Teddy] Teddy! Wait!
Oh, my aching halo. Wait up, Annabelle! [runs off to find Annabelle who is struggling to find Teddy]
Charlie B Barkin! What did I say about taking a bath with the puppy?!
Me? Oh no, Sasha! I can explain! I-No!
[She hits Charlie's stomach before running to her room. Charlie gets up]
She was angry at me for taking a bath with Lance The Wonder Pup.
She is an orange puppy with black dots with a blue spotted fur coat and she has a purple tongue. And she has a nose a white nose.
We have something to tell you, a black Labrador walked past me and said that Lance would be planning a halftime show. You know a wonder pup show she is going to open a TV show after a halftime show!
Oh boy! I got to go tell Sasha! Sasha! Sasha! Come out of your room!
Charlie! I'm not going to say this again! Get away from-
Lance is performing a halftime show and she's is performing a TV show!
I need to watch over my puppies!
Go ahead! Go ahead and laugh!
[Sasha walks quietly to her room]
So how did it go Charlie?
I yelled at her to go ahead and laugh! Come on, let's go!
[The scene changes to Lance barking]
Finally, made it! Hey Lance, may I join on the show?
LLance
You can't, but you can watch from down there!
Really? Thank you, Lance!
Hey there, bea-utiful. Care for a ride?
[not impressed] Oh, hello, Charlie. [more happily] Hi, Itchy.
[chuckles, while pulling a hand cart with Charlie in it] Hi, Sasha.
So what do you say? You and me? A romantic ride through the park? Hmm?
[sighs] Charlie, there is no "you and me". I'm looking for a sensitive dog.
[angrily] How can you say that when you use your best friend as a pack mule?
Oh, Itchy, doesn't mind, do you, pal? [no answer, as there's about to be a problem] Uh, Itch? You wanna slow down a bit?
[They're going too fast because of a slope in which Itchy cannot stop]
Okay, I'll see you around, boys.
[After Itchy told Charlie that the puppy sling-shot himself out of the window and into the city, and Charlie was supposed to be responsible for the puppy]
[finally giving in] Okay, I admit it! [rapidly, not knowing that Sasha is overhearing] If it weren't for Sasha, I should never have left alone that stupid kid in the first place!
[shocked and angry] Charlie Barkin! You are the most selfish, manipulating, insensitive mutt I've ever had the displeasure to know.
Wait! Wait! I can explain!
Using a tiny puppy just so you can impress a woman. Well, let me tell you, buster. I am not impressed.
[stammering] Oh, but I, I, I...
I guess you were never a puppy, were you? Never helpless. [walking off] Never scared and alone?
Well, uh, I never thought of it that way.
[off-screen, sarcastically] Good night, Charlie Barkin!
Wait! Sasha! You're right! I've been a jerk! I'm... [trips on a cart] I'm sorry.
[walks up to him] Charlie? You okay?
I'll be better when we find that pup.
Charlie, we have a very particular guest.
Well, I'll be very impressed!
Ah-hem. This day forward in heaven, we have mister tiggy-wiggle.
[whispering to itchy] I am not impressed.
That calls to you Charlie.
[chatting with the muddy Bess] I'm sorry. It's these darn short legs. You know, as a puppy, I once ran away from home. A week later they found me at the end of the driveway. [laughs] Ba-rump-bum. [chuckles]
[giggling] Oh, Itchy. You're such a hoot.
Uh, a hoot? Oh, like an owl!
[Bess laughs]
