[while cutting the plants] This is pretty hefty punishment for breaking 1 measly chimney.
Hey ALF, watch this! [throws a stick to the ground]
Interesting.
It's a dog.
I could see that, but it wrecked your stick trick. What was supposed to happen?
That was it. That's how you play fetch.
Fascinating game. Right up there with watching golf.
You wanna throw one? Alright. What harm could it do?
[ALF throws the stick to the Ochmoneks' backyard]
[comes in] Hi.
Hi.
What are the chances that the crash I just heard was the Ochmoneks breaking their own window?
Slim and none. And slim is out of town.
Where did this dog come from?
She followed me home from school.
[offscreen] Hey, Tanner!
ALF, you better hide whilst I, once again, take the blame for something you did.
Thanks, Willie. You're a prince.
I'm a king.
[comes to the Tanners' backyard] Good afternoon, guys. Does this look familiar to anyone?
Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Trevor. B-Brian and I were, we were just, sort of, play. It's $20, right?
80.
$80?
Yeah, I'm putting in Plexiglas this time. It'll be cheaper for you in the long run.
Good planning.
Thanks.
Well, I'll see ya. [ALF pops his head out] So long, Trevor. [Trevor leaves the Tanners' backyard] She sure is a pretty dog.
Can we keep her?
Yeah, Willie. Can we, huh?
No, I don't know. I'm sure she's got an owner somewhere.
Can't we just keep her until we find the owner?
Well, I guess so. As long as it's okay with your mom.
Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody!
I didn't know you liked dogs.
What's not to like? They're loyal, obedient, they hate cats. [the dog growls] And those who eat them!
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