[comes in the kitchen with a beef bone that Alfina ate] Anyone lose a steak?
O-o-okay, ALF. I'm sorry I accused you.
Apology accepted. I'd hate to be in your paws, you cattle rustler!
Bad dog! Oh, I didn't mean it. No, she didn't mean it. Oh. Here. You're a good dog, aren't you? Yes, you are. Come on, pup. Come on.
[imitating Kate] You're a good dog. Yes, you are. [normal] This is an outrage! That dog should be flogged on the quarterdeck. Whatever that means.
Oh, ALF, she's just a dog. She doesn't know any better.
Ignorance is no excuse.
Ignorance is your excuse all the time.
I don't know what you're talking about.
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