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S2 E19

ALF · Season 2, Episode 19

Mrs. Buttonwood, Willie and others in “You Ain't Nothin But a Hound Dog”

BMrs. Buttonwood

[arrives at the Tanners to look for Alfina] Where is he?

Where's who?

BMrs. Buttonwood

My dog. That's who. You found him, didn't you?

Well, yes, we did. I mean, that is to say we found a dog.

BMrs. Buttonwood

He's mine. Where is he?

It's not a he. She's a she.

BMrs. Buttonwood

I knew that. Is that her?

Don't you recognize her?

BMrs. Buttonwood

Of course, I do. Come here, dog!

[Alfina growls]

She doesn't seem to be responding to you.

BMrs. Buttonwood

We had a fight! She'll get over it.

Uh, do you suppose and, uh, mind you, this is just a thought, that you might be mistaken about this being your dog?

BMrs. Buttonwood

I lost a dog. You found a dog. Can we do business or not?

I think not.

BMrs. Buttonwood

[gives Willie her a note] Here's my address and telephone number in case you change your mind.

[quietly] Okay.

BMrs. Buttonwood

[yelling] HAVE A NICE DAY!

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