[opens the door revealing it's Hannah] Hi, can I help you?
I came to get my dog.
Oh, okay, come on in.
This is her. This is my dog, Francesca. Can I have her back, please?
Sure.
Oh, uh, no, wait. Um, before we give her to you we have to make sure she is your dog.
Oh, she's my dog, alright. She's brown and white and shaggy, and she does tricks.
What kind of tricks?
The wrong tricks. Like, when I tell her to sit up and beg she rolls over and plays dead.
That's her, alright.
My dad taught her that. He has a weird sense of humor.
[comes to the living room] I can't find Alfina anywhere.
Who's Alfina?
Oh, we have a little problem. Uh.
Hannah.
Hannah. I'm Mr. Tanner. This is my wife, Mrs. Tanner.
Hello.
And these are the Tanner siblings, Brian, Lynn.
Hi.
Um, Hannah is here to pick up her dog. Uh-oh. Where is she? Actually, we don't know where she is just at the moment.
Oh, no. I have to sit down.
Oh, please.
You know, we did find your dog. I mean, Brian found your dog. It's just that she seems to have, wandered off.
Oh, Hannah. No, don't cry. We'll help you find your dog.
And if we can't, I can think of a suitable replacement.
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