Where'd the roach go?
It ran under the bag.
Somebody step on it.
There it goes. Look, it has blue eyes.
Of course it does. It's a roach. Haven't you ever heard the expression, "her eyes were as blue as a roach's"?
Would somebody just squash it!
Wait a minute, Kate. This thing came all the way from Melmac. It's a unique specimen.
We already have a unique specimen from Melmac.
You're comparing me to a cockroach?
I'm going to get the spray.
Answer me!
But, mom, wait. I want to take it to show and tell.
It will be just as interesting dead.
No, no, here's what we should do. We should catch it. I'll build a little box. We'll put a piece of donut right in the middle. Then you guys make sure ALF doesn't get the doughnut before the roach does. Then I'll-[Kate sprays the roach with insecticide]
Never mind the box.
You mentioned something about a donut?
ALF, we are trying to figure out what to do with the roach.
Why? It's gone.
What?
Look, it's not there anymore.
Where did it go?
Maybe you didn't spray it enough.
I used half a can.
I'll be right back.
Where are you going?
I'm going to call a donut place that delivers.
Come on everybody. We are going to find that roach.
Kate, calm down.
Calm down? There is a space-roach loose in our house.
Well maybe it went somewhere to die with dignity.
Psst. Willie.
Yeah, alright, ALF, you can order the donuts.
I already did. But that's not why I said, "psst."
Why did you say, "psst"?
Just come out here.
What is all this secrecy about?
I didn't want to upset Kate.
What is it that would upset Kate?
I believe a foot-long cockroach would upset Kate. [he points] Ol' blue eyes is back. [he screeches]
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