Trevor, Willie and others in “La Cucharacha”

Trevor

Yo, Tanner. You in there?

Willie

ALF, under the counter.

ALF

It's crawling with spiders back there!

Willie

Go!

ALF

Well, can I at least take something to read? Steve Allen's World of Bugs. Great, I've already read it. [he ducks down behind the counter]

Trevor

Hi Tanner.

Willie

Hi Trevor.

Trevor

I saw the exterminator leave your house in such a hurry, he dropped his tank. Bugs?

Willie

Oh, yeah, we have a little cockroach problem.

Trevor

Ah, yeah, cockroaches. Blattella Germanica, our little prehistoric friend. You know, cockroach fossils have been found that are over 300,000,000 years old.

Willie

That's nice, Trevor.

Trevor

I'll never forget the cockroach problem we had back in Korea. They were everywhere. Taking a step was like walking on crackers. You get enough of that in your system, forget it. They showed us a movie about it. David Niven was brilliant. Well, I'll see ya. Oh, by the way, I took the liberty of spraying around your house.

Willie

You, what?

Trevor

Yeah. I noticed the exterminator forgot to do it, so I dosed it up for you. Real good. No charge.

Willie

Oh, no! [he rushes from the garage]

Trevor

I said, no charge.