Hold it. I haven't had my dessert.
Oh, gross. What is that?
It's a slimeball.
ALF!
I know what you're going to say. I shouldn't bring treats to the table unless I have enough for everyone. Well we're in luck.
No, we're not.
You're sure? There's a surprise in the centre.
Alf, where did you get those?
Melmac. I usually buy wild cherry, but all they had left was slug.
Oh
ALF.
What's the surprise in the centre?
I'll give you a hint. In wild cherry, it was a cherry.
We'll pass.
Okay, more for me. You know, it's a lucky thing I found these when I was cleaning out my spaceship. A couple of more months and they would have gone bad.
Oh, no!
Oh, they're not that stale.
No, look, it's a roach!
Roach? Well, I think someone's been slacking off on her housekeeping.
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