[as there is a knock on the door, Trevor goes downstairs to wake up Raquel]
Hey, Raquel! [Raquel snores] Raquel!
Oh, oh, was I snoring again?
I'm coming, I'm coming. Keep your shorts on.
Who could that be at this time of night?
It's probably the airport asking you to keep it down. Alright, alright, alright. Hey, Tanner.
[comes in Trevor and Raquel's house] Trevor. Hi Raquel.
Hello Willie.
I'm sorry to bother you this late at night but, I just came over. I was hoping I could get Lucky. I mean Lucky, our cat.
Oh. At this time of night?
Well, we were worried about him. It's his first night away from home.
Yeah, I had a feeling. Raquel, get the cat.
I can't go near that cat. You know it makes my feet swell.
Oh, yeah. Then you'll be wearing my shoes again. I'll get the cat. [walks away]
I'm sorry, Raquel.
That's all right. Willie, can I get you something? I just bought one of those international coffees.
No!
Something without caffeine?
No, no. No I don't need anything from the kitchen.
I can't find the little fella anywhere. [noises from the kitchen] Hey, what's going on in the kitchen? [he and Raquel head to the kitchen]
[whispers] ALF.
How long do you preheat these for a cat?
Give me that! [ALF laughs but he leaves as he gives the toaster oven to Willie who laughs at it]
What's so funny?
This toaster oven. Is it a toaster, or is it an oven? [laughs]
Why are you holding it?
Haven't you ever felt the need to just hold something?
I just found the strangest thing. An open can of minestrone in the kitchen.
Oh, that was probably the cat.
Your cat opens tin cans?
It's amazing, I know. We're trying to get him on Letterman.
Oh my.
That better not be my cologne.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
ALF, we're going home.
I want that cat.
No!
Alright. Who needs him? There are a million cats out there! Give me your car keys.
ALF, we're going to go home, right now!
No! [laughs]
He broke my glass eye.
I'll buy you another one.
You got that right. [lawn mower starting] Raquel, that sounds like your riding mower.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Hey, where are you going with my toaster oven?
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