[the Tanners prepared a cage for ALF]
Well, I guess it's that time.
Good luck ALF.
Thanks Brian. Now remember Willie, you are not, I repeat not to let me out of here under any circumstances. Is that clear?
Yes.
Good. [he enters the cage] Good, now let me out. I have to use the little aliens room.
Oh sure.
What are you doing!? Are you crazy? Didn't I say not to open this door under any circumstances?
Well I thought, I thought you really had to go.
You have a lunatic on your hands here. You got to be prepared for all kinds of diabolical tricks.
Okay, okay.
You know, maybe I should go, just to be on the safe side.
Forget it.
Good. You're finally catching on. Now, now let me out I have to go.
Ha, ha, no.
[ALF howls]
Maybe he's in pain.
That's just another one of his tricks.
Help! Help! Fire! Somebody let me out.
He's lying.
Ohh, there's a big rat in here.
Badly.
[in Lynn's voice] Mom, Dad, get me out of here.
Lynn, that sounded just like you.
Wow, he's really good.
Excuse me but this is really weird. I can't watch.
[in Brian's voice] Wait for me. Wait for me.
Did I say that?
Oh Brian, you better go to your room too. This could get out of hand.
[in Willie's voice] This could get out of hand! This could get out of hand!
It's going to be a long night.
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