[Brian gets up in the middle of the night while ALF is inside a cage]
Yo, B, Brian. Where are you going?
To get some milk.
Oh yeah, that would sure hit the spot. Hey, come here.
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
Not talk to your old buddy? You don't have to be afraid. It's over. I'm back to my old self. Come on, let me out.
You said not until sunrise.
Brian, it's me. The old Alfer. The guy who taught you how to read minds. In fact, I know what you're thinking right now.
What?
That you want to let your old pal out of this cage. Right?
No. I was thinking of a fork. [ALF imitates a clock buzzer] What's that?
Oh it's my alarm. It's sunrise. You can let me out now.
But it's still dark.
Not on Melmac. See that's the time we go by. So I made it. Open up.
Are you sure?
I'm sure. I'm sure. Open up. I'm hungry.
Okay
Phew. Thanks. Oh hey, would you check in that cage. I left my hash brown bucket in there. [Brian enters the cage and he locks him inside and laughs]
ALF, why are you locking me in this cage.
Sorry kid, I need a head start. Save me some hash browns. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
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