Just try it again. This time I'll get it.
Okay, tell me what I'm thinking.
Okay. You're thinking of the 1927 Yankees.
I'm still thinking of a fork.
But didn't one of their pitchers throw a fork ball?
I don't know.
Well trust me, he did.
Hi guys.
Hello.
Oh, we're okay. Don't get up.
I wasn't going to.
Guess what, Alf can read our minds.
He's not reading mine at the moment.
Yes, I am. I'm just ignoring you.
How to develop your psychic awareness in one afternoon.
We sent away for it.
Yeah. Came with a pair of these x-ray glasses.
You wasted good money on a mind reading kit?
We'll make it all back with our stock market picks.
ALF. You come from an advanced civilisation. How can you be so gullible?
You're right. I'm ashamed. Nice underwear Kate.
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