[Brian is locked inside the cage by ALF in the middle of the night]
[inside the cage] Mom! Dad! Mom! Dad! Let me out!
Oh boy, he does a good Brian.
You'd hardly know it was ALF.
[inside the cage] It's me, it's really me!
Nice try.
Honey, maybe it is Brian.
But that can't be. Brian's in bed.
Brian!!
What?!!
Not you. Brian!!
What?!!
I'll go check his room.
Honey, honey, it looks just like Brian.
Maybe ALF can change his shape, too.
[inside the cage] No he can't. It's me.
Alright, alright. If you're really Brian what's your favorite food?
Spaghetti.
Uh, that's ridiculous.
No, no, no, that is his favourite food.
I thought it was Lynn liked spaghetti.
No
No?
No
He's not back there.
Say, what's your favourite food?
I don't know. White boiled potatoes.
I thought you liked spaghetti.
It's alright.
Alright?
It's fine.
Willie! Willie, I'm going to open this cage.
No wait. What's your mother's maiden name?
What's a maiden name?
Well, you know it's the name she had before she was married.
Kate.
No, her other name. Her last name.
Halligan.
Oh, Brian! Honey!
Are you all right?
What happened to ALF?
I let him go.
Oh, honey.
I'll go check out back.
Brian, why?
He told me the change was over. I'm really sorry.
Oh, honey, it's alright. But what were you doing up in the middle of the night?
I thought I wanted some milk. Maybe it was ALF was trying to call me in my mind.
No, I don't think so, Brian.
The gate to the Ochmoneks' is wide open.
Oh, no. Lucky's over there. I'm going to go next door and see if ALF is there. You stay here in case he comes back.
Oh, well, you'd both better go back to bed.
I can't sleep now.
I'm hungry.
Alright, alright, we'll stay up and have a snack. What would you like?
Spaghetti. White boiled potatoes.
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