[after he returns back to normal] The last thing I remember, was this big flash of light. I smiled because I thought someone was taking my picture. And that's about it. Oh and that Chung Insurance is cheaper than whole life.
Well, it's a start. [the door knocks] Oh my gosh! It's the police!
Now what did you guys do? I swear, if it's not 1 thing with this family it's another. Hey, what am I doing in this cheap polyester suit?
Come on, ALF. You'd better go.
Fine if you all need me I'll be in the whirling hot tub. [leaves]
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