“If anybody wants me, I'll be in the...” – ALF, ALF ... TV Quotes Database

If anybody wants me, I'll be in the whirling hot tub.

We don't have a whirling hot tub.

I know, I'm gonna improvise.

Any mail for me?

Nope, sorry.

Any mail for me?

Yeah. All of it. [pause] But ALF, I don't want you joining anymore record clubs.

Fine, fine, fine. Oh hey, before I forget, I need you to write out a couple of checks: One to Greenpeace and one to the auto club.

You're a member of the auto club?

I like the magazine.

Well, I'm not writing anymore checks.

Well, fine, my checks just came. Oh darn, I ordered sunrise. They sent me sunset.

Go take your bath.

Fine. I wish these insurance companies would leave me alone. I'm already fully covered through the auto club. [leaves]

I just know he's gonna get hair in the drain.

He was wearing a shower cap.

Why was he carrying my mixer into the bathroom?

He said something about a whirling hot tub.

[gets hurt offscreen] Whoa!

ALF! [she and Lynn get up] Oh my gosh. [finds ALF walking to the living room] ALF? Are you alright?

ALF? There must be some mistake. I'm Wayne Shagele, Michigan Life and Company. [nods his head]

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