When you go for beer, Gopherhoff?
S7 E1Jim Almighty
S7 E2The Hot Wife
You know what always helps me when I'm not feeling sexy? Some good old-fashioned sex.
Are you crazy?
Yes. You know that.
Oh, honey. You know you're the only man for me. And you know when we're inside that bedroom, we are both only thinking about you.
S7 E10All Dolled Up
Jim [To his pregnant wife, who's upset she missed her daughter's "perfect" party] It wasn't perfect, alright? The doll place kicked us out, and we'll probably get sued! Isn't that great!?
S7 E15The Six-Week Curse
You know that wearing G.I. Joe underwear does not mean you're going commando.
S7 E16The Cheater
GGracie
There's no way that this milk can stretch over three bowls of cereal.
You know what? When your daddy was raised during the Great Depression . . . you know what we had to put in our cereal? Tears.
The Great Depression was in the 30s.
Honey, we were so poor that we couldn't afford calendars.
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