Gracie
There's no way that this milk can stretch over three bowls of cereal.
Jim
You know what? When your daddy was raised during the Great Depression . . . you know what we had to put in our cereal? Tears.
Ruby
The Great Depression was in the 30s.
Jim
Honey, we were so poor that we couldn't afford calendars.
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