Ruby quotes from According to Jim

Ruby

What's that on daddy's head.

Cheryl

Hair.

Jim

Hey, I got hair. I just don't comb it forward any more.

Jim

Are you nervous?

Ruby

No.

Jim

Then why are your hands so cold?

Ruby

You made me hold your Slurpee!

There's no way that this milk can stretch over three bowls of cereal.

Jim

You know what? When your daddy was raised during the Great Depression . . . you know what we had to put in our cereal? Tears.

Ruby

The Great Depression was in the 30s.

Jim

Honey, we were so poor that we couldn't afford calendars.

Dana

Cheryl, I think he's choking.

Andy

Oh my god, Jim! Jim, are you OK!

Jim! Jim! Jim!