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According to Jim Season 5 quotes

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S5 E15Mr. Right

S5 E21Jim's Best Friend

Cheryl, can Kyle swim?

I don't care. Hey, were's Andy? I thought you guys had that Indianapolis 500 thing?

Yeah, we did, but then he remembered he had a doctor's appointment. You know what? He's been on this health kick ever since he had those chest pains. I don't get it.

Hey, you know what? I'm going to do a few pages in our holiday scrap book later. Wanna help me?

I'm bored Cheryl, not somebody else.

RRyan

You had chest pains Andy. You know that's it, I'm taking your blood pressure.

As long as you don't do it rectally!

RRyan

Not if you were stuffed full of gold.

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