Great place, right?
Great? This place is amazing. Everywhere I look, it is like my favourite kind of porn is about to break out.
What is your "un-favourite" kind of porn?
Well, the German stuff is a little rough. No wonder they started two world wars.
Ow! Hey Zack, Little late for the partay!
What happened?!
Dude, I was in a little something called the "ménage-a-trois" and then I got a little something called "tied up and robbed". Why did you come here?
You know, I just had this feeling in my gut that something was wrong.
No, I meant, why did you come here?! I was sitting here, basking in the glory of my experience. Although, my nose was getting stopped up and I couldn't really breathe through my mouth, so I was probably moments away from death. Good instincts! Can you untie me, please?
[to Zack] You are gonna be a great dad.
Well, I am late for my pole dancing class. I got casts now and everything.
Cool, I am headed to the lesbian bar.
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