Here is something addressed to you from Genesee high school. You guys were the Bombers, huh? I like those cute little smiley bomb mascots you have.
Yeah, our hometown is where they made all the nuclear bombs.
A little less cute now.
What is Acai Magna? [Billie, who is behind Abby, signals Olivia to not to ask]
Oh, what a good question, Olivia. If I told you I had a miracle juice that could deliver anti-oxidants and help fight free radicals, how much would you be willing to pay? $600? $800? I promise, use this for one night and you will feel relaxed, energized with a huge smile on your face.
[takes the bottle, then casually asks] Where do I put the batteries? [Billie suppresses her laugh while Abby is taken unawares]
[realizing that Olivia is pulling her leg] Oh, grow up. Grow up! [Olivia starts teasing her]
Hey, Tracy. I see you switched to smaller size glasses since we graduated.
That's still there? It is not true, okay? Everything seems smaller to those volleyball amazons.
[to Zack] Why didn't you just tell me about Melissa?
Because I didn't know she was gonna be here!
Well, it was a good thing that she was, or I never would've found out about your secret Facebook relationship.
It's not a relationship. She sends me hot photos of herself and I forward them to my friends. [Billie gets madder] I'm joking. [Billie walks away, Liz stops her along with another girl]
LLiz
See, tell me she doesn't look like an older, pregnant Mrs. Leeds.
Shut it down, Liz!
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