I can't believe it. Next time I go to a movie premiere, I am going to be a mother. Take a left on Geary. Aw, next time I take a left on Geary, I am going to be a mother.
Could this have worked out any better or what?
I don't think so. I mean, you are a cop, your girlfriend's a nurse. The only way this could be more fantastic is if your dad was a pediatrician.
No, he is a bail bondsman.
I'll take his card.
[to Brenda] You a nurse?
BBrenda
Yes.
Is this your station?
Is that a supply closet?
Would you say that supply closet is the supply closet directly across from the nurses station?
And we are on the third floor?
And that's a gurney blocking the supply closet directly across from the nurses station on the third floor?
And would you ever consider going out with me?
[angrily] Then what the hell is my father doing in the hallway?! [pushing the gurney] We are leaving, Dad, immediately!
BBrenda
Sir, you cannot move the gurney. We are waiting for the stone to pass. [Zack and Billie escape]
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