BillieI don't think so. I mean, you are a cop, your girlfriend's a nurse. The only way this could be more fantastic is if your dad was a pediatrician.
A character in Accidentally on Purpose
Played by Jenna Elfman
Accidentally on Purpose · 365 quotes
Most-quoted character in Accidentally on Purpose: in 114 of its 365 quotes
BillieI don't think so. I mean, you are a cop, your girlfriend's a nurse. The only way this could be more fantastic is if your dad was a pediatrician.
BillieNo, no, no, no. No. [looks at Davis] Oh God, No!
Billie18 hours?!
Billie[to Davis] Hey, let's go easy on the penis talk down there.
Billie[freaking out] This is not quite there?! I know this sounds hard to believe, but I think the baby has a knife!
BillieAnother one?! Big deal.
Billie[stops in the middle of a scream] You what?!
Billie[to Olivia] Olivia!
Billie[smiling] Yeah. Look, I don't want to put any pressure on you, but how long do you want to wait before we have kids? [both start laughing]
ZackJon Foster · 60 quotes
DavisNicolas Wright · 51 quotes
AbbyLennon Parham · 33 quotes
OliviaAshley Jensen · 24 quotes
JamesGrant Show · 22 quotes
Dr. RolandLarry Wilmore · 14 quotes
SullyMichael Rapaport · 10 quotes
RyanPooch Hall · 4 quotes
MMother3 quotes
NickBryan Cuprill · 3 quotes
RavitzMatthew Glave · 3 quotes
ToniGillian Vigman · 3 quotes
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