But you don't understand. I need to be their for her, okay? Come on, dude. She is having my baby.
Well...
OBOld biker
My girlfiends having a baby too.
TTransvestite
Mine, too.
They are copying me. Stop copying me.
TTransvestite
You are a whiny little bitch. It's just my type.
And my day just keeps getting better.
GGavin
Your cervix is at 4 centimeters.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...
GGavin
[to Billie] Is this your husband?
No, no, no, no. No. [looks at Davis] Oh God, No!
[to Gavin] I am way out of her league.
18 hours?!
[to Davis] Oh, suck it up. My mother had to perform her own C - section with a broken whisky bottle.
God, this is going on forever, and I have to get there in time. What's the longest it has ever taken for the baby to come out?
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