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8 Simple Rules · Season 2

First Message, Second Message and others in “Donny Goes AWOL”

(When Paul is checking messages on the answering machine)

FMFirst Message

Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...

SMSecond Message

Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...

TMThird Message

Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...

Cate

You know, you could return one of Fred's calls!

Paul

I can't talk to you when you're like this! I swear, he would keep calling even if I changed the outgoing message to, "Doyle, you idiot, stop calling!"

(The doorbell rings and Paul answers it)

FFred

Hey, neighbor! Kept trying to call, but I think something's wrong with your machine.

Rory

There's something wrong with the answering machine? (starts to play Fred's message)

Paul

Rory, you fixed it!

Rory

But...

Paul

I said, YOU FIXED IT!!!

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