Well, Bridget broke up with him [Donny] on that tape. (Everyone looks shocked) Oh no! I thought everyone knew!
FFred
Your daughter broke up with our Donny...
MEMary Ellen
...On our video tape?
You stole Donny's harmony part?!
Donny, you went AWOL? This could have serious consequences!
DDonny
I don't care! I'd face a thousand firing squads for Bridget!
And you realize I'm going to have to tell your parents about this.
DDonny
Oh, no, don't do that! They'll kill me!
(When Paul is checking messages on the answering machine)
FMFirst Message
Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...
SMSecond Message
Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...
TMThird Message
Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...
You know, you could return one of Fred's calls!
I can't talk to you when you're like this! I swear, he would keep calling even if I changed the outgoing message to, "Doyle, you idiot, stop calling!"
(The doorbell rings and Paul answers it)
FFred
Hey, neighbor! Kept trying to call, but I think something's wrong with your machine.
There's something wrong with the answering machine? (starts to play Fred's message)
Rory, you fixed it!
But...
I said, YOU FIXED IT!!!
Bridget (to Donny): You were in a fight with my dad?
DDonny
It wasn't so much a fight as-
That is so cool.
DDonny
A battle to the death
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